Friday, 5 October 2012

The Case Of Our Missing Cockerel, Hugh G, … Part Deux …. His Return ….

After several days of anxious fretting and robust debate amongst the office our cockerel Hugh G was returned just as mysteriously as he had disappeared, courtesy of Amazon ….
“I’ve got a parcel for you two” said Mark our moustachioed caretaker … as he manoeuvred his bulging trolley down the corridor …. Darrell and I looked at each other quizzically, as to the best of our knowledge, we hadn’t ordered anything from the aforementioned Amazon!
Cockgate 2However all was revealed when we opened the box …. there was Hugh G, none the worst for his adventure … nestled in paper that Darrell immediately recognised as some of his shredding, which must have been infiltrated on it’s was to the recycle bin ….. and there was also a “note” of sorts ….
Tethered CockThe return of Hugh G put us in a highly effervescent, cock a hoop mood. Although a little shaken we decided to brush it off as inter office high jinks …. and join in the joke … but still keenly aware that the “japester” was still amongst us.  However as a precaution, Darrell fettered Hugh G to the drawer handle of his desk with a piece of silver ribbon, vowing never to let Hugh G out of his sight again …..
…….. A joyous conclusion to a mystery of a very perplexing nature ………? Hmmmmmmm


Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm.....perplexing indeedy! JantheFan x

Anonymous said...

Well, this just gets more mysterious and more curious....but silver ribbon might just be the answer to Hugh G's security...Amazon???....Dianne

Mr.D said...

What else needs to be tied down with silver ribbon?
Nigel, methinks.

marc said...

you need to play with your cock at least once a day change the times you do it and make lots of noise while you do it that way if any one is watching they wont get to know your routine it will help i hope they dont come back big love marc