We think Nigel has a little bit of Stockholm Syndrome as he only speaks of his captors in the very fondest of terms …. he said that he had been very well looked after and that he had wanted for nothing ….. Umbongo was on tap …. and there was a constant supply of Skittles …..
….. until they discovered that they made him a hyper – hyperactive! He even said that having his skin scrapped for any spare DNA had been a fun experience …… and yes ….. after Nigel’s first bath of freedom we were able to check that nothing about his person had been removed! Nigel said, just before going to sleep, that we should “Rule a line under the carpet” and that tomorrow was another day …… And all he wanted to do was spend that day back in the kitchen with Cook …..
Imagine his little face when he saw that while he had been “away” Cook had started to stock Strawberry and Banana Jubblies as a variation to the very popular orange ones, on his considered advice and recommendation …. he said that this exciting new development had almost made him forget about having his blood changed twice and his belly button swabbed!!! What is he like?