This week has been one of the most brilliant weeks ever …. so many things have happened, some we haven’t had time to mention yet, BUT …….. not only is X Factor in full swing but now our hero Paul O’Grady is back on the tele!
We planned our evening very carefully. I nipped into Asda to get some foamy fruits for Darrell, his current confectionary of choice, and at only 28p a bag I can afford to splash out.
One of Paul’s guests was Dawn French, we like her, she has very lovely, shiny hair, but she is also a bit of a minx ….. and used her womanly wiles to entice Paul into activities of an intimate nature.
Paul seemed to be ensnared by her charms and putty in her experienced hands ….. but I could tell Darrell was a getting embarrassed, as he started digging deep into his foamy fruits under the pretence that he was searching for a banana one.
“Do you think they will get married now?” he asked as they embraced. I said that I wasn’t sure, but it seemed evident that the fragrant Dawn appeared to be ready to move on from Lenny Henry, but perhaps Paul couldn’t offer Dawn all the love she would like in the long term.
Sir Tom Jones was also one of Paul’s guests, he has a reputation for being a ladies man, so Paul was safe with him.
What a wonderful start to our weekend.