After the excesses of Darrell’s visit to Julia’s, he decided he needed to treat his body like a temple …. while still dreaming and talking about mini beef wellingtons, proper cheese straws, honey and mustard infused chipolatas, hot chocolate brownies, brandy bombs and posh coffees ….
I told him that I thought that the teabags should have been used before putting them on his eyes ….
And the stones on his back should have been warmed, most probably in volcanic springs ….
But, there’s no telling him when he’s like this!