Sunday, 23 January 2011

Darrell – Metrotextual Man?

There’s an “on trend” word to describe Darrell, but I’m not quite sure what it is. It starts with "metro”, and though we do have the metro tram that runs from Wolverhampton to Birmingham hourly, Darrell has never been on it and I can’t see the connection between this form of transport and Darrells sudden interest in his “beauty regime”
Metrosexual Darrell
His latest “procedures” have included a manicure ….
…. and a pedicure, the results of which I have to admit have been quite spectacular.
When Bottox goes wrong
But I am drawing the line at him having that bowtox stuff! It could so easily go horribly wrong and he has such a lovely face.

1 comment:

Mr.D said...

I think some sort of Chinese whispers has taken place when some words reach Wolverhampton and its environs.
Botox would be the opposite of knocking the stuffing out of Darrell.