There’s an “on trend” word to describe Darrell, but I’m not quite sure what it is. It starts with "metro”, and though we do have the metro tram that runs from Wolverhampton to Birmingham hourly, Darrell has never been on it and I can’t see the connection between this form of transport and Darrells sudden interest in his “beauty regime”
…. and a pedicure, the results of which I have to admit have been quite spectacular.
But I am drawing the line at him having that bowtox stuff! It could so easily go horribly wrong and he has such a lovely face.