It's been quite hectic a few weeks, what with all our adoptions, Fizz being incarcerated in prison for the crimes of her mad husband and Hayley and Roy taking over the custody of her premature baby Hope on Coronation Street plus the closure of the News of the World ….. so I’ve taken the opportunity to claim our latest Sun £9.50 holiday, (all be it a very short one) for myself, especially as Darrell and Nigel went on the last one. I think I've deserved it, especially as I'm the one who generally waits outside the paper shop at 5 o'clock in the morning for the Sun to arrive, cuts out and collects all the tokens and sends them off etc.
Let me show you around our caravan, think of me as your personal Holiday Show Home Rep and see if I can persuade you to purchase a holiday home ….. we’ll discuss commission later …
As you can see, it is far from bijoux.
It has a through lounge with televisual entertainment and a gas fire, plus an ample quantity of glassware for evening relaxation.
There is also a very nice shower room and an additional second toilet facility……. very handy, and ….
…… three bedrooms, the third of which we are using as a dressing room, which is what the famous people in Hello Magazine would do if they had a
caravan holiday home…..
The kitchen is fully equipped with a cooker, microwave, toaster, fridge freezer and kettle, good eh? However if this is out of your price range I have spotted another erm …. van
Not quite a salubrious…..
and you may have to remove the fauna and flora from the inside before you can move in!