When Nigel meanders between the school kitchen and Darrell’s and my office at the other end of the school, he cannot help but peer through the science lab windows as he goes past …….
…… and in doing so, has noticed what he thinks is a Christmas tree made out of scientific clampy things and filled test tubes ……
Now, the Science Labs are not usually a place where any of us frequent …. but Nigel has pleaded with Darrell to go with him to have a closer look, to see if this strange erection is really what he thinks it is or if it’s a complicated experiment of a weirdly and unworldly scientific type nature. We will let you know the outcome of their investigation in a day or so ….. when they venture into (for them) unchartered school territory.
They have also been robustly debating what the yellow liquid in the flask could be …… all I can say is that they are both very rude boys! ….. And I have to lay the blame firmly on Ant and Dec and the Bush Tucker Trials on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here for their vivid imaginations and frankly grotesque suggestions!!! I sometimes despair!