Considered Presents Of Choice, Nigel Contemplates A Bottle of One Direction’s “Our Moment”

It won’t be long before we will all sit down together to write our letter to Father Christmas ….. and, as with every year, we can only ask for one present  ….. so obviously that one present has to be given a great deal of all due consideration! We have the feeling that Nigel has an idea in mind, but is still very easily temporarily swayed whenever he sees something that catches his eye…….

….. to wit, yesterday, he saw a mahoooosive window display for “"One Direction’s, “Our Moment” …….

We think he was under the distinct impression that “Our Moment” was a “fragrance” for gentlemen who aspire, like himself,  to having the allure of Harry Hill Stilts Stiles Styles, after someone once remarked on Nigel’s very striking resemblance to him …..

However Darrell felt that he really ought point out to Nigel that “the sparkling fragrance made up of splashes of fresh fruit and seasonal flowers infused with undertones of warm musk,  with pink grapefruit, wild berries and redcurrants, combined with the delicacy of jasmine petals, and frangipani with the dry woody tones of musk and patchouli leave an enticing and playful scent on the skin……..” was actually for the ladies …….

…… thus helping Nigel to avoid an awful festive faux pas and unthinkable Christmas morning type disappointment ……  and thankfully One Direction’s Our Moment has been firmly crossed off Nigel’s list of “possibles”!