I know I shouldn’t be glued to the tele while I am on holiday but I think I can justify it, if I only watch a little bit in the time when I go back to my room to shower, change and have a little rest before tea.
I can’t believe David Cameron is here at the same time as us! But, I don’t think he will have time for the beach, or lounging by the pool in his swimming trunks with a Pina Colada and doner kebab, I think he has to do political things, which is a shame, as it would enhance his knowledge of the Turkish tourist industry
I also bet he won’t have a chance to watch Turkish “Come Dine With Me”, I was glued to it, even though I couldn’t understand a word they were saying, they even ride home in a taxi to give their marks, who would believe it? The food looked nice too!
Above is not a picture of Turkish “Come Dine with Me” , I think it is Turkish Coronation Street, where one of the characters appears to have stomach ache and is lying on the settee being comforted by her father. I think he is just about to open a packet of Turkish Alka Seltzer for her, but I could be wrong.
And, I think this programme is Turkish “East Enders” where the Turkish Mitchell family appear to be getting ready to go to a fancy dress party. To be honest I would have chosen much cooler costumes to wear to such a party, especially now I know just how hot it gets in Turkey – it’s 30 degrees in the shade at breakfast time, so by the time they get to the party it will be at least 38 degrees.
I also notice that the tele is made by Beko, Granny has just had a new Beko fridge, how spooky.
Anyway, that’s enough tele, after hanging my towel and trunks on the balcony to dry, I’m ready for a proper Turkish tea, I think I will try an Anfora Kebab tonight.