We were wondering what we should wear for the impending Royal Wedding, we were going to wear our England shirts, but then we got a parcel from our best friend Hugh who lives in Notting Hill and dreams of a showbiz life and look what he sent us ……….
How perfect …… t-shirts with printed waistcoats and dickie bows! Hugh suggested that we might embelish them with sequins, and Swarovski crystals, but we think that is more his style than ours, he is so outrageously flamboyant! We prefer to be a little understated, especially when it comes to matters of a Royal nature, one Queen is enough at any wedding ….. (though we think London will be teaming with them as William and Kate are bound to have invited them from all over the world)
As for our England shirts ……. we’ve decided to wear them for the Eurovision Song Contest on 14th May …. how exciting, more flag waving!