Darrell went to the nearby garden centre and was very taken by the duck houses they had, with their ramps and little bedrooms …..
“It would be so romantic to have ducks at the bottom of the garden” he mused
“We could have duck eggs for our breakfast every day” What is he like? Quackers!!
…… And don’t mention pond misters to him ….. as he thinks they are romantic too! Garden Centres have a lot to answer for on a boring Sunday afternoon!