The every day stories of three every day monkeys ..... embarking on a whole series of new adventures after swapping the pleasures of Wolverhampton for a more peaceful, bijoux, riverside way of life in Evesham.
Can you imagine Nigel and a hamster left alone in a room? It would be carnage.
its a well known fact you only buy a hamster to teach a child about death i think they breed them for that or so cruel teachers can get their own back on bad kids they get a class one and send it home with unsuspecting child in the school holidays it dies thus scaring poor child for life ,i also think they eat them in south America countries or Mr D is that just gunniepigs any way its not a good idea you can get mice and rats for free in London they just move in with you if your not careful big traumatized love Marc
Marc ..... I know for a fact that Mr D had partaken in a guinea pig feast on his travels ..... not sure how many noms he gave it? Bet it tasted like chicken!
In retrospect, I would give it three noms. It tasted like garlic chicken - due to the garlic in which it was coooked.It still had its teeth and claws on the plate.
lol Mr D i have not slept for a week dreaming of garlic smelling rodents with big teeth and claws trying to serve me on a plate never going any were with rats in posh coats love Marc
Marc,I agree. Also, squirrels are rats in posh coats with long tails.
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