For the purposes of this review Darrell drew the short straw was selected to don his PE kit and run round the garden ten times robustly with a bottle ….
…… and that his thirst was quenched……
As I checked Darrell’s recovery pulse I could tell that after only a couple of sips of Sport Lite Cherry, Darrell was champing at the bit to get going again and though what followed was remarkable, it could also be construed as tantamount to an obscene display of showing off ……
.…… because a refreshed and re-hydrated Darrell went on to perform a very vigorous gymnastics display on the washing line …. but worried, I insisted on pegging one of his trouser legs to the line for health and safety purposes, before I took any photos.
“I feel fantastic” he yelled without breaking sweat ….
“Weeeeeeeeeeeee” he added “ All the vitamin B5 and B12 have helped to reduce my tiredness and fatigue, it’s unbelievable and there’s only 50 calories in it”
What is he like? ….. Not only had he swallowed the Cherry Lite, it sounded as if he had swallowed the advertising blurb as well! At this point I felt it best to bring order and brevity to the situation and suggested that we all retire to the kitchen for a final summing nomming up.
We all agreed we like Lucozade Sport Lite Cherry very much. Nigel thought that the flavour is subtle and light, and not at all overpoweringly cherry flavoured as he had expected, plus there is no after taste”
Darrell said from now on Lite Cherry will be his sports drink/companion of choice in his sports bag and would definitely recommend it to Vinnie the Volunteer for all his sports events.
And me …… well what can I say? It has an excellent nose, as well as having an astonishing effect on Darrell ……. and I award it 10 noms, a refreshing change from orange/lemon/lime sports drinks. And the empty bottle…….
……Nigel thinks that it would make a brilliant banana boat for his bath!
Cheers and look out Michael Winner ….. we want your job!
4 comments:
Wow - I'm off to the shops this minute!
How does one say Cherry Lite in Arabic? I can write Lucozade as سبورت لايت الكرز but how does one pronounce it?
You could use it in place of rosé wine as well.
I think a television advert with Darrell and a certain Ms. Solomon should come next.
i am liking your thinking Mr D and boys you sold it to me and 50 cals
is fantastic i to am off to the shops and will be telling all my friends great review big love Marc
Excuse ME - Cherry Lite has appeared on our shopping list here, and the handwriting is NOT mine either! We also seem to have two monkeys here limbering up ready for their energy rush when I've next been to the shops!! Think Len and I could do with it as well, off to double the quantity on that list! Di xx
George has announced he MUST go to the shops tomorrow to get a few bottles too!! Hope they've got some in or he is going to be very disappointed....Jacky xx
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