As you know we take our “Bathroom Comfort” very seriously, especially during the festive season ….. even now we still have a little of our silver star tissue left on our roll from our New Year’s celebrations.
Now don’t ask me how they got onto the subject …….. but Darrell was talking to one of his favourite work colleagues, the delectable Sancha (who teaches Food Technology) about her comfort tissue of choice …… and what she produced from her bag left him momentarily speechless …….
……. and very, very envious …….. she ONLY had a roll of bright pink spotty designer tissue ….. he ooooohed and ahhhhhhed like there was tomorrow and couldn’t help stroke it and hold it close as he did so!
As soon as he got home he was on the website before you could say “Carry On Up Your Own Convenience” and pored for hours over all the designs …. every minute or so you could hear him gasp “They’ve got tissue for your birthday so you can have a celebratory type pooh!” and “They’ve got some with eyes on, and cactus’s on and barbed wire and ladybirds and tiger print…….oooooooooooo, there’s too many, I can’t choose!!!!! ” …… and then he started fretting because they had too many Christmas designs to choose from too! He also found out that Simon Cowell only uses black tissue Chez X Factor …….. oh Heaven help us …. we’ll never hear the last of this ….. !! What is he like?http://www.thedesignertoiletrollcompany.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=4